Facebook in MySQL hell

I like MySQL. I like Open Source. But one has to be realistic about their limitations. Blind faith is dangerous in all contexts.

And, while I’m not above allowing myself a grim smile when the bad guys end up shooting themselves in the foot:

http://gigaom.com/cloud/facebook-trapped-in-mysql-fate-worse-than-death/

I’m not churlish enough not to acknowledge a positive piece of transparency when I see it, in stark contrast to others I could mention…

Google by the numbers.

Infographic by computer school.org

Posted in Facebook, Google | Tagged , | Leave a comment

In the interests of fairness…

…I thought I’d just express my deep pissed-offedness at the other two of the ‘big three’ and their recent moves to arbitrarily transition people using ‘free’ services, via variance of T&Cs, into their various (proto-)internet identity authority ‘offerings’. (And if you believe that Cabinet Office isn’t currently talking to all three, I’m afraid you’re off with the fairies.)

If you can’t see the link, don’t worry. This is just the beginning…

T-shirt by Jake Evans

T-shirt by Jake Evans

*In case you are still getting up to speed, there’s a rather insightful series of posts on Google+ over at webdistortion:

And it appears the first salvo in the latest battle has already been fired: Facebook Blocks Contact Export Tool, Surprises No One – though, unlike the author, I would say G is far from genuinely ‘open’, in all sorts of ways. (Now, who’s gonna fight FB locking up my data – i.e. my friends’ contact details – when it suits them? Please, please, please Diaspora – get your act together. Fast!)

Posted in Facebook, Google, Microsoft | Leave a comment

Rank hypocrisy and smoking guns

Thanks to David Moss, by way of James Baker, for prompting me to re-read ‘What Price Privacy?’ [1.3 MB PDF] and its follow-up, ‘What Price Privacy Now?’ [988 KB PDF] – two reports on the illegal trade in personal information, published by the Information Commissioner back in 2006.

Once again, in responding to James on Facebook I fell foul of the character limit. So I post my response here:

Point well made / remembered.

I was thinking about the ‘What Price Privacy?’ report just last night, mulling over a conversation I’d had with a couple of ICO folk last Tuesday, but was roasting marshmallows in a field next door to a rave with only phone access to the internet. Even just a cursory scan of it tonight – and the follow-up report ‘What Price Privacy Now?’ [1], published 6 months later – makes pretty devastating reading.

For all that Richard Thomas could be appalling – Clause 152, the Thomas/Walport report – at least the man did have a brain, and the balls and inclination to occasionally speak out. (The last government leaving us Christopher Graham as ICO is like Byrne’s sick joke at the Treasury, ‘We spent all the money’…)

The problem is, what to do with this? By itself, it’s pretty thin…

From its absence on the table on p9 of ‘What Price Privacy Now?’, the Grauniad would superficially seem to be the obvious place to go. But I don’t believe for one minute that its journalists never used these methods – you’ll note the Observer had almost double the number of ‘confirmed transactions’ of the Sunday Times in this one investigation, itself just a snapshot.

As I think I said before, while the media eats itself and the establishment wriggles and writhes on this one, it’s going to be very hard to be heard. Much less get any coherent points across. Maybe it’s worth putting effort into the (decent) commentators? Or having a word with the smarter / more on-side political editors… or politicians (beware!)? A bit of calm discussion, whether it makes it into print or not right now, could be money in the bank.

Suzanne Moore was excellent on privacy and freedom a couple of weeks back in her Guardian column, and Brendan at Spiked seems to have his finger on the pulse. I’m sure you and Guy can think of a few others, not necessarily the usual suspects. If you need the numbers of a couple of others who may be worth talking to, drop me a line.

If all else fails, the blogosphere doesn’t appear to have disappeared entirely… though I have to say the character limits on Twitter and FB feel more and more designed to fragment thought, ‘dumb down’ conversation and convert citizen journalism into a low-content, cocainesque gabble of citizen tabloidism. Who the fuck cares who’s ‘trending’? Get the ideas down as coherently and comprehensively as you can, with references. (And don’t forget to save a copy of every source document – it’s been a nightmare trying to re-post my blogs of just 7 years ago, including working links: t’web is really not all it’s cracked up to be. “The universal library of all human knowledge”… pah!)

Forget the headlines. And press releases [2] – this is the same sort of education job we faced in 2004. The dynamics may be a bit ‘Fear and Loathing’, even high-risk, but there’s momentum to be had here…

1) Especially the table on p9 of ‘What Price Privacy Now?’ – perhaps unsurprisingly, it is the Chair of the PCC’s flagship paper (the Daily Mail) that comes out top of that particular list of shame. NOTW – as you rightly point out – comes in a rather weak 5th!

2) Actually a ‘shot across the bows’ press release might not be such a bad idea. So long as releases are still published on the NO2ID website, it’d at least be a stake in the ground. Just watch out for ‘side effects’.

UPDATED 11/7/11: It appears that Philip Virgo may already have had a go – ‘You read it here first’, 9/7/11:

All that is new is that the last Information Commissioner made a determined effort to use his powers, with full police co-operation, in a million pound investigation (Operation Motorman). He was then let down by the Crown Prosecution Service, the Judiciary and the Government of day – none of whom was willing to take on the National Press.

Now some of the material from that investigation is being selectively used to try to block the attempt to buy out the minority shareholders in Sky and transform it into a globally competitive 21st Century communications and broadcasting utility.

As ever, I’m not half as interested in the scoop as in the effect. But if Philip can stand up the allegation in the second paragraph quoted above, then this could run and run…

Posted in privacy | 1 Comment

Don’t forget the big picture!

Despite all the outcry about NOTW and the systemic corruption it implies – encompassing not just the Murdoch empire but elements of the police, the press and the political establishment – one should not forget that the ‘phone hacking’ scandal is, unfortunately, quite trivial in comparison to the stated intentions of both the last government AND the coalition.

It is easy to get angry about a crime. Less so to get people up in arms about government policy…

Look beyond the current headlines and the appallingly self-righteous statements by some politicians in past days and remember the Interception Modernisation Programme and its successor, the Home Office’s ‘Communications Capabilities Directorate’.

Recall that the coalition reneged on its commitment to “end the storage of internet and email records without good reason” within months of the election.

I feel truly sorry for all those individuals whose lives have been affected by ‘phone hacking’. But I think people would do well not to be distracted by coverage of a relatively small number of high-profile victims and the subsequent witch-hunt (even if Rebekah Brooks were to go, do you really believe justice would have been served?) and focus on the fact that, under current government plans, we are ALL to be subjected to ‘legalised’ invasion of our communications by the database state.

Posted in privacy | 1 Comment

Cookiepocalypse: another wasted opportunity for ICO

Cookiepocalypse could (should!) have been played right, and made part of a stronger, sustained campaign… except that the UK Information Commissioner – a man with a budget of £10m to protect the personal data of 50 million people, who seems more awed by the powerful than virtually anyone in public life I’ve ever met – believes that he can and should only ‘manage’ things and not rock the boat. God forbid the data protection ‘watchdog’ should act as advocate!

If there was ever a case for scrapping the ICO and, for that matter, the various Interception and Surveillance Commissioners (fat lot of use they’ve been, eh?) and replacing them with a properly-empowered Privacy Commissioner then surely the mess we’re in right now is it?

Posted in ICO | Leave a comment